Funny Elf Jokes
We elves are a funny bunch. We don’t mind having a giggle especially if the jokes are about us!
Here are some of our favourite Elf jokes – let us know if you have any more.
Which type of music do elves like best?
Wrap music!
What is the first thing Christmas elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Where do you find Christmas elves?
Usually wherever you left them!
What is Santa’s tax status?
Elf-Employed
What is an elf’s favourite dessert?
Short Cake!
What do the elves sing to Santa on cold nights?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow
What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
Welfy!
What kind of photographs do elves like taking?
Elfies!
What kind of bread do elves use to make a sandwich?
Shortbread!
Why do elves make good listeners?
Because they’re all ears!
Why do elves like dolls?
They can share the clothes!
Who is the elves favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What is a female elf called?
A she-lf!
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
How long should an elf’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!
Why are Santa’s elves sometimes called eves?
At Christmas, there is Noel
What do you call an elf walking backwards?
A Fle.
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught.
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did Santa’s helper want to keep the presents?
Because he was a bit Elfish.
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-“elf”-a!
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
A utinsel
How do elves get from floor to floor?
In the elf-avator.
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down?
They elf them up.
If there were 11 elves and another one joined them, what would he be?
The twelf!
2 thoughts on “Christmas Elf Jokes”
These are funny! They made my family laugh!
Just what I was looking for – some funny jokes about Christmas elves! Thank you!