Christmas Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes

We elves are a funny bunch. We don’t mind having a giggle especially if the jokes are about us!

Here are some of our favourite Elf jokes – let us know if you have any more.

Which type of music do elves like best?

Wrap music!

Elf Jokes Wrap Music

What is the first thing Christmas elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

Elf Jokes Elf-abet

Where do you find Christmas elves?

Usually wherever you left them!

What is Santa’s tax status?


Elf Jokes Santa and Elf

What is an elf’s favourite dessert?

Short Cake!

What do the elves sing to Santa on cold nights?

Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow

Elf Jokes Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow

What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?


What kind of photographs do elves like taking?


Elf Jokes Elfie Selfie

What kind of bread do elves use to make a sandwich?


Why do elves make good listeners?

Because they’re all ears!

Elf Jokes Why Are Elves Such Good Listeners

Why do elves like dolls?

They can share the clothes!

Who is the elves favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley

Elf Jokes Who is the elves favourite singer

What is a female elf called?

A she-lf!

What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills!

Elf Jokes Jingle Bills

How long should an elf’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?


Elf Jokes Mistletoes

Why are Santa’s elves sometimes called eves?

At Christmas, there is Noel

What do you call an elf walking backwards?

A Fle.

Elf Jokes A Fle

Why are elves so cold at Christmas?

Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.

Did Rudolph go to school?

No. He was Elf-taught.

Elf Jokes Elf-taught

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log!

Why did Santa’s helper want to keep the presents?

Because he was a bit Elfish.

Elf Jokes Elf-ish

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?


What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?

A utinsel

Elf Jokes Utinsel

How do elves get from floor to floor?

In the elf-avator.

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

Because he had low elf-esteem!

Elf Jokes Low Elf-esteem

What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down?

They elf them up.

If there were 11 elves and another one joined them, what would he be?

The twelf!

Elf Jokes twelf

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